Friday, October 2

Some Man Got a GOAT Pregnant & the GOAT Gave Birth?!?!


People in Africa are freaking after a goat/ human thingy was born in Lower Gweru, Zimbabwe. The creature is believed to have had a huge human head and face but goat legs and a tail. The human goat died a few hours after birth. Villagers say it was so friggin scary not even the dogs would go near it.

The Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya is convinced the beast is the end result of a love affair between a man and a goat “”The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible.

Evil powers caused this person to lose self control.” Hmm, on the other hand a vet believes the creature may have been a child suffering from hydrocephalus aka water on the brain(that would be sad).

Whatever it was the villagers were so spooked they burned the corpse fearing it was a really bad omen.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's totally impossible for a human being to have sex with an animal and produce an offspring of any kind.

Inter-breeding humans with closely allied species like chimpanzees, gorillas and gibbons has been attempted with no results, experts say.

There are few known species that can interbreed and produce offspring of varying degrees of fertility, including horses and donkeys which produce mules which are infertile. Bison and cattle produce beefalos while lions and tigers produce ligers – both infertile.

Anonymous said...

I'm scared y'all. I'm reel (yup O did that) scared.

I have a sensative constitution.

trouble said...

that man who had sex with a goat is a really bad omen.
I am going to say something crazy fam but please forgive me. The human-goat should have lived and take on the looks of that pervert.

trouble said...

*and have taken on the looks of that pervert*

anonymous, i am going to look into that b/c that is crazy.

MissJoy29483 said...

It's not IMPOSSIBLE, but these interbred creatures don't live very long after birth.

Anonymous said...

MissJoy29483

This is not possible no way, no how in this life time ever.

Human animal DNA isn't compatible, invest in a biology book instead of the National Inquirer.

Anonymous said...

Hydrocephalus. A baby goat with hydrocephalus. Interbreeding with an animal is genetically impossible.

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