Alright y'all, you know what it is... time to let it go. Baby mama's, baby daddies, bosses, children, friends, the &itch that cut you off at the light this mornin'... eff it!!!
I'll go first! Eff the fact that I got sick and thought I'd be sick for a few days, just long enough to lose about 10lbs and the one time I don't mind bein' sick, I was only sick for one day with my cold and didn't lose a damn pound!
EFF it, I'm just supposed to be fat!
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eff my boss again this week with his greedy ass
eff my man's car for needing repairs and now I have to wait on my coat (lol) (and forreal) (so!)
eff my brother for always hating on my other brother
eff my oldest brother for never having a job but calling the rest of us to rescue him by buying him a cell phone. People without jobs do not NEED cell phones...especially when they're not looking for a job!
Eff being sick w/ a cold for the wk.
Eff having all of these end of the year bills coming due around the same time.
Kung Fu Baby Backlash Rematch.....
Kung Fu baby dressed in Cup-sleeve Short-length Cheongsam with matching black baby booties showing 2 teeth. Backlash a simple white karate Gee and unshaven face with a scowl.
Bell sounds the Kung Fu Baby sheepishly winks then attacks with a vicious Mizongyi Fireball Punch, Backlash Blocks and ducks the bright red flame, but is caught of guard with a Spinning Somersault Kick to the face. He falls to the mat barely rolling away in time avoiding the Baby's Atomic Knee Smash to the Back!
Backlash Savate, Taekwondo style seems feeble against the Kung Fu Baby's Onslaught! Backlash attacks with a High Jumping Knee Stomp!
The Baby counters with a Combo Rising Knee Piston Punch Pummeling him with the devastating barrage!
Backlash look's Wobbly, SoulWriter is Screaming Finish him! (Mortal Combat Voice) The Kung-Fu Baby goes for the Jedi "Baby Smile Trick" Backlash is on his knees as she prepares to deliver the finishing Blow....
What's this Backlash Produces a Hershey Bar from his Gee pocket The Baby's concentration wavering....Soulwriter is screaming nooooo!!!
Backlash gives the baby the candy picks up baby places her in her crib.
It's over Backlash Wins by Technical knockout!!
Backlash bows to mother and child....Soulwriter spits This ain't over.
Backlash smiles exit ring with Title Belt.
Nothing to Eff this week....
Have a safe and happy weekend family, my Prayers to you and your father Diva Much love and Prayers.
Till the next match Kung-Fu Baby, Niece Soulwriter.
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I have been on an Eff It roll for 4 consecutive weeks!!! Something has got 2 give...
But let me shout one big Eff It to AT&T for sending me a $950 cell phone bill...ain't all the dayum talkin in the world in a month. I had 12,000 rollover minutes in January plus my regular 700 daytime monthly plan minutes, u mean to tell not only R they all gone but I'm over this month by 2,100 minutes Not 2 mention I work 4 the company!!! As much as I luv my iPhone I'mma give this sh*t back if they don't fix my bill Efffffff It!!!
Eff I'm not getting paid till Monday. Backlash you cheated!
Eff all the guys I went to school with for 13 years that would never give me the time of day and now that they see me on Facebook all want to Holla. Kick rocks!!!
Cousn Backlash plays dirty, exploiting a 6-month-old's sweet tooth, hahahahaha!!!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, where do I start?!? EFF not being able to register for class on line and having to anticipate a wait in Advisor's loooooooooooooooooong-@$$ line, UGH!!!
EFF having to wait until we get paid again to take Layla's picture in the pretty dress Ayntee Pearl sent: I'll let you know when I need your mailing address again fam!!!
EFF having to endure Nia watching PBS and having to wash her hair before seeing the in-laws again for the holidays, and EFF the raggedy-@$$ insurance we got for canceling our home policy because of some funky broken boards behind the chimney thanks to a summer storm: I sent in pictures of the repairs and they reinstated it but DAYUM, it was NEVER that serious, sh!t!!!
And finally, EFF the hatin'-@$$ cop who gave me the speeding ticket: hope you skip the court date next month, BEEYOTCH!!!
eff my child's father who don't do shit to help out with his daughter, but would rather get high with his boat head buddies...
Eff that I am 9 months preggers and READY to have my body back!
Eff the anticipation
Eff that im gonna spend well over what i wanted to for christmas!
I may be a little lat one this one but
EFF Myle Cyrus wack ass for sayin she HAS NEVER heard a song by Jay Z. Yous a damn lie.
late on<--
i wanna see scoop and backlash fight.
Soulwriter
Hey if it works use it, besides I can't help it if the Kung-fu Baby loves chocolate....
Anon
Wait till next Friday's match you can never tell who will be stepping into the Octagon...?
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