Monday, August 20
"Braxton Family Values" is a Fraud! (But you knew that already)...
If you caught the first episode of this new season, like me, you were wondering exactly what it takes to become a "life coach" since Miss Evelyn (the Braxton girls' mama) has decided to embark upon a new career and become a paid giver of advice.
In my day, they referred to "life coaches" as "Mama, Ayntee, psychiatrist, or Big Mama"... now a b*tch wants to be paid to give advice to young ladies. SMH
And you wonder why this generation is completely lost. It no longer takes a village - now it takes a debit card.
You would think that if "life coach Braxton" was good at giving advice, she would have taught her doorter that you don't give "oral transactions" to men you aren't married to, then tell the world about it, and then invite the man you're boinking to your house while your husband is right there sniffing around.
Another thing that may have caught your attention while watching Miss Evelyn try to keep those chestnuts in her cheeks while giving advice was that the broad she was giving advice to probably looked familiar. Well that's because she was an actress. None other than Chrystale Wilson of "The Players Club" fame.
Yes, it wasn't a broad seeking real advice, that was Ronnie's a$$!
I'm too shame for them!