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Monday, August 20

"Braxton Family Values" is a Fraud! (But you knew that already)...

... right?

If you caught the first episode of this new season, like me, you were wondering exactly what it takes to become a "life coach" since Miss Evelyn (the Braxton girls' mama) has decided to embark upon a new career and become a paid giver of advice.

In my day, they referred to "life coaches" as "Mama, Ayntee, psychiatrist, or Big Mama"... now a b*tch wants to be paid to give advice to young ladies. SMH

And you wonder why this generation is completely lost. It no longer takes a village - now it takes a debit card.

You would think that if "life coach Braxton" was good at giving advice, she would have taught her doorter that you don't give "oral transactions" to men you aren't married to, then tell the world about it, and then invite the man you're boinking to your house while your husband is right there sniffing around.

Another thing that may have caught your attention while watching Miss Evelyn try to keep those chestnuts in her cheeks while giving advice was that the broad she was giving advice to probably looked familiar. Well that's because she was an actress. None other than Chrystale Wilson of "The Players Club" fame.

Yes, it wasn't a broad seeking real advice, that was Ronnie's a$$!

I'm too shame for them!

12 comments:

  1. I caught that & I totally agree. I'm so done with "Unreality TV". SB: Breaking Bad is one of the best shows on TV right now until Boardwalk Empire comes back on.

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    1. Yuze a LIE! Scandal & Revenge does the damn thang!

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    2. Auntie I haven't watched Scandal yet, but it's on my to do list and I never heard of Revenge, but I will check it out.

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  2. LMAO it was Ronnie!!!! #CTFU

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  3. I loooove Scandal and Revenge!!

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  4. I loooove Scandal and Revenge!!

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  5. Scandal is MY SHIZ! And leave my Braxtons alone. I'd rather watch them than the Kardashians. Me, my sister-in-law, and 2 good girl friends get together. Put on our most ridiculous wigs, pile a whole lotta make up on our faces. And watch the Braxtons! We have a hoot!

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  6. i could have sworn that lady (Ronnie) said she was an actress during her session? so why would this be bogus? but then again all them reality show are not real....now come on! But it is good entertainment though.... I would expect no more or less!

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  7. Your blog sucks, to refer to Miss Evelyn as a bitch is so disrespectful. Also who gave you the balls to even have a blog discussing other people who I'm sure you want to be life. Your blog completely sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. Yep your blog still sucks.

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  9. In case you didn't know, Ms. Braxton does have a "real" college degree. Furthermore, her daughters are grown. I'm sure she does not condone all their behaviors.

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  10. I can across this shameless blog. Like all TV shows, the Braxtons have to incorporate an element of drama or no one would watch it. I'm sure these women are pretty good actresses. Don't get hung up on TV....simply entertainment.

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