Kris Humphries & His Parents Divorcing...

No, Krissy isn't divorcing his mother and father, they're divorcing each other!

I don't know how long they've been married, but it's been a while (they have three grown children).
I hate to see stuff like this happen when people have been married for this long. Hell, I'd rather see you married for 72 days (like Kris and Kim Kardashian) than to put that much time into someone and then walk away.

According to documents filed in Minnesota, Kris' mom Debra filed for divorce from husband William earlier this month. There will be some serious burger money up for grabs in the split -- William owns several Five Guys Burgers and Fries restaurants throughout Minnesota.

Now, since Kris is saying he's fighting his divorce from Kim for "religious reasons", I wonder what "religion" his maw and paw are that it's OK for them?