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Monday, August 13

Ocho Cinco Head Butts New Wife, Evelyn Lozada... Arrested!

OK, I'm sure you's all heard the news by now, but in case you haven't - Basketball Broad Evelyn Lozada Cinco and her Miami Dolphin (we'll get to that later) brand new publicity stunt husband have been married for a month, and already have had their first kick, scratch and head butt a b*tch session.

Clearly they didn't make it past the record setting 72-day Kardashian/Humphrie wedded bliss debacle, but at least the Humphries/Kardashian debacle didn't involve violence.

SMH...

Here's the tea. Apparently, Evelyn found a receipt for condoms in her husband's glove box, and she went in. Next thing you know, they were hoopin' and hollin' (as my mama used to say) and then Evelyn ended up head-butted and bleaded.

I hear she eventually had to get stitches. According to the police report, Evelyn was so afraid that she ended up running to a neighbors' for help. (I know their neighbor's were too pissed off this black and Mexican couple move in next door and before their 44 day anniversary, there's domestic violence and police cars in the parking lot.

Also, (acording to the report), after Cinco Johnson allegedly head-butted Ev during the argument, he screamed, "I don't give a f**k! I don't give a f**k about my career!" (More on that later). and after Ev ran off, he drove around the neighborhood looking for her.

The officer who responded says in the report he observed a 3" laceration on her forehead. The officer said when he spoke to Johnson, he admitted the two argued, but said she yelled "F**k it!" at him and then she head-butted him.

My issue is that this broad was mad because he bought condoms, but she told him on live television that she would be OK with him boinking other broads as long as he used condoms. I knew that mess would come back to haunt her, and I said that. Why you mad, girl? You gave him the OK to be with other broads, so... what?

Now, here is my position, and I realize that it's not going to be a popular one, but I don't give a damn!

Nobody deserves to have their a$$es whooped - not even Evelyn (This b*tch don' jumped the taybull) Lozada - however, when you're well-known for being violent and attacking people who don't succumb to your will... I find it hard to be sympathetic to you when you get attacked for not succumbing to someone's will.

Here me, and hear me good - Karma is a b*tch. I don't like the fact that she got her a$$ whooped, but when you fight innocent people just because, you don't get to revert back to being a victim when you get whooped. Hopefully, this has opened her eyes to the realism of what it's like to be a victim of violent people.

If Chris Brown got whooped real good, some people would be saying, "Oh well... you get what you give!" so, as far as I'm concerned, you get what you give.

Love me, or hate me.

13 comments:

  1. I believe she was slapping him, cursing him out and acting her usual ghetto self and he didn't want to hit her so he head butted her to calm her ass down. So sad. Two shallow, delusional dummies should never be together. It just won't work.

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  2. I thought she said where she from they don't call the cops..
    If this is a publicity stunt then it is stupidity at it's finest on Ocho part he jeopardized his career for a reality show
    Just dumb dumb dumb

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  3. I don't care at all!!!! Not one little bit!!!! She probably was hitting him first. She didn't know how to act when he hit her ass back!!! She a f*ckin' bully!!!! You get back what you give out!! Its called KARMA!!!!!

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  4. my centiments exactly Ms. Pearl!

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  5. At least he was using condoms...lol Smdh

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  6. This jack ass loss his job over this slut. Good for him - I'm sure the divorce is coming this week.

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  7. Women's LYB8/13/12, 9:15 AM

    Actually, Pearl, Evelyn told Chad that she was "OK" with him sleeping with someone else if he told her first. He didn't tell her; she found out by snooping. THAT'S the problem!!!

    Anyway, really the first thing I thought about is the conversation they had about this very topic. Girl, I KNEW that was just bait to get him to marry yo' azz! I mean, really, what decent woman would be OK with her man cheating?

    I bet Jennifer is somewhere snigglin' with her lipgloss poppin'!

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  8. He should have made a better choice.

    Miami dumped his azz w/in hours.

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  9. I REALLY BELIEVE SHE HEAD-BUTTED HIM. SHE'S THE ONE KNOWN FOR BEING VIOLENT WITH A TEMPER.

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  10. I don't see how this is a publicity stunt unless the Dolphins re-sign him!! If anybody has been watching Training Camp with the Dolphins on HBO, he was doing well with them so I do not believe he wanted to be released!! Then, how in the hell do you make a rookie mistake of leaving a receipt for condoms in YOUR trunk though? I don't know, hope the Redskins give him a shot!!

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  11. Womn's LYB8/13/12, 11:10 AM

    Scoop, I don't feel it's for publicity either. I mean, money is nothing to play with. Unless he and Ev shyt dollar bills when they go to the bathroom, I'm quite sure he needed his job. She'll be kicking herself, too once she realizes she has to open up her shoe shop again!

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  12. dyam!

    was that the shortest honeymoon ever???

    tragic!

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  13. i love u pearl

    ditto!

    i hate both of these legally wed fools

    i hate pit bulls
    when 2 brawl
    i never care which one wins either

    bet.

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