Ocho Issues a Statement Regarding Evelyn Quitting Him; "Girl, bye!"

Well, I guess it's officially a wrap for the Seis y Uno/Evelyn Louise Lozada-Cinco love fest.

Sounds like either Tres Stupido either knows he doesn't have a chance in hell of reconciling with Evelyn Jean, or he realizes that what is meant to be will be, and since this ain't, he's bowing out because, after Evelyn Judy filed for divorce yesterday, Siete came back with a statement of his own - and no, it wasn't, "Sorry", no, it wasn't, "I'm checking myself into a treatment facility to deal with my anger.", no, it wasn't even, "She lyin'! I stand firm in my position that Evelyn Sue Ellen is a big liar!" he simply said, "Take care" (Kanye Shrug)...

In an official statement/response to Evelyn Rhonda's, "I quit this b*tch!" Uno Ulysses simply stated,

"I would like to wish Evelyn well and will never say anything bad about her because I truly love her to death."

He adds, "To all the fans and supporters I have disappointed, you have my sincerest apologies. I will stay positive and get through this tough period in my life."

I'm sure that PR prepared statement didn't come close to what Cinco Chucky was really thinking - which probably went a lil something like this,

"If I had known that signing up for a reality relationship with this ghetto broad would end with me dropping cold a$$ waffle fries at Chick-Fil-A, I would've just stayed in the relationship with T.O..."

An upnote: Dos Dummy believes that he still has a chance in the NFL, "I will continue to be positive and train hard for another opportunity in the NFL." He may still have a chance because true football fans don't need to be convinced of his worth... the problem he'll have is convincing the commissioner.

He didn't apologize, but he did post this picture on FB to soften the blow. Maybe it's indicative of his feelings for Evelyn Gayle and suggests that he wants to do something, but can't do anything... or it means nothing. Either way, it's quite interesting: