Chad Ocho... (Whatever) Files for Divorce; Admits Marriage is Over! But Wait!! There's More....

Looks like Ocho Stank Ho is finally ready to let go of his dream that Evelyn would take him back. The shamed NFL star reality wannabe went on through with a divorce filing of his own, but I hope Ev ain't expecting to walk away with homies cash.

Chad Kermit has filed divorce docs in which he admits the union is "irretrievably broken" ...

Johnson filed the papers yesterday in a Florida court ... in response to the docs Evelyn filed back on August 14. In his papers, Chad admits the two have a prenup that he believes should be enforced -- especially the part about who pays for the lawyers.

According to the docs, Johnson wants a judge to BLOCK Evelyn's request that Chad foot the bill for her legal fees ... citing a provision in the prenup in which the two sides agreed to pay their own way if they were to split up.

If you're wondering what caused the sudden change of heart, Radaronline got the additional tea on that:

According to an eyewitness, a red Volkswagen complete with a Miami sticker on it was parked overnight outside the home Johnson shared with Lozada, who has still to remove her clothes and belongings from the property.

The car belongs to Bianca Zuluaga, the woman Radar exclusively reported to be Johnson’s mistress, and is registered in Zuluaga’s mother’s name.

According to Johnson’s own Twitter page, he was due in court Thursday morning, but as it turns out, decided not to show up, choosing instead to spend the morning with Zuluaga first at his home, then headed out for some breakfast at Johnson’s beloved IHOP.

Zuluaga, who refers to Johnson as “Chocolate” confirmed this on her own twitter page, first tweeting “You know you’re a chocolate addict when you ate some last night, and eat some as soon as you wake up in the morning.”