The best invention they could have come up with was the "find my iPhone app"... I thought a b*tch stole mine one day after I had company because the last time I saw my iPad was the day that strumpet was at my house and three days later, I still hadn't found it.
I had already glazed up and was puttin' on my tennis shoes when reminded me that I had that app. For the life of me, I couldn't understand why it kept saying it was in my house... until I went into the downstairs bathroom (that I never go into) and found it on the cabinet.
Apparently, I had put it there when I ran into that bathroom to potty while doing laundry downstairs. The broad I was going to whoop that day ended up getting free lunch because I felt bad and told her that "God put it on my spirit to take her out to eat.' (she never knew I was coming to whip her a$$, and God must have put that on my spirit... it wasn't the devil).
Don't judge me.

Yo forreal?! I just know it's gonna be on the news one day that someone's jumped on one of those over-aggressive, "I'm so glad I gots me a gubment job" , smelling of the airport food court TSA agents! Ugh man! I hate them!
ReplyDeleteI actually know a person who works for the Philly airport, same airport who bragged to me AMD my husband about the many items he and his co workers have stolen over the years. he now has an office job on the airport and don't deal with luggage any more but i watch purse around him.
ReplyDeletehe said apple usersare the dumbest because they like to let everyone know what they got, iPhone, iPad, iPod all put on display to show off. you're just a target when you get in their lines at the airport.
he said the easy people are the ones who actually carry laptop bags...you telling people what you got.
they inspect your bag in a back room then send it to another flight, once you realize your luggage is on the wrong flight there is no way of tracking when it was stolen and by which airport.
all electronic devices and items of value also passports should be on your carry-on bag.
U just have to use as much common sense as possible to protect your items. Keep your mind on what U are suppose to be doing.
ReplyDeleteThe excuse of every thief is the victim was (1) asking for it; (2) should have been more careful; and (3) showing off all their stuff. No, boo it's YOU. You a thief!!
ReplyDeleteThieverish bitches!!!!
ReplyDeleteI saw this on Good Morning America. This ugly mofo actually lied on his wife and said she stole the damn thing!!!! She actually stood there co-signing that lie!!!!
ReplyDeletepookies take the ghetto stunts with them to every place they roam...
ReplyDeleteshme!!!