Friday, September 28
TSA Agents Caught Stealing Passengers Items From Airport!
I had already glazed up and was puttin' on my tennis shoes when reminded me that I had that app. For the life of me, I couldn't understand why it kept saying it was in my house... until I went into the downstairs bathroom (that I never go into) and found it on the cabinet.
Apparently, I had put it there when I ran into that bathroom to potty while doing laundry downstairs. The broad I was going to whoop that day ended up getting free lunch because I felt bad and told her that "God put it on my spirit to take her out to eat.' (she never knew I was coming to whip her a$$, and God must have put that on my spirit... it wasn't the devil).
Don't judge me.