Flavor Flav Will Cut a B*tch!

I don't know who, or what, but I can give you the where and when - that's for damn sure. Flavor Fred Flav was arrested yesterday morning for threatening a teenager in his house with a deadly weapon.

Now, I don't know what really went down, and I know some of you are looking at Flav and wondering if the police hit him with the ugly taze, but I suspect that one of those bad a$$ed kids got out of hand and Flav pulled a Teddy Riley/Mike Epps on him or her and uppercutted that a$$.

I don't know for sure, but they say the weapon might've been his breff.

I'm just sayin'.
 
Law enforcement sources tell us, the teenager is the son of Flav's fiancee -- and the rapper had allegedly gotten into a heated verbal argument with both the teenager and his mom before it turned violent.

According to police, Flav -- real name William Drayton Jr. -- is accused of getting physical with his fiancee and then threatening her son with a knife. During the altercation, the fiancee called 911.

Flav was arrested around 3am and booked on two charges -- felony assault with a deadly weapon and misdemeanor domestic violence (battery).

He's currently being held on $23,000 bail.