Dear Ms Pearl,
I been wait for my boyfriend to get out of jail for four
years, because when we first started dating some girl claim that he raped her,
but she is fat and nasty and I did not believe her. The cops picked him up right
in front of my mama house and that was a little embarassing but I told my mother
that I didn't know what happen but will find out and get back with her. After I
found out what went down, Alton asked me to stick by his side because he really
needed me at that point in his life if he was going to be fight for his life in
the court system.
I really liked him and promised to stay by his side and
thats what I did through everything. He is a good man and I love him and want to
get married to him. I am ain't going to lie, when he was in jail for all that
time I did do my little thing on the side too because a diva need love to if you
know what I mean. lol
So now I am trying to figure out what to do about
the fact that Alton getting out but I have a four month old baby. I want him to
come live with me and he say he coming but I dont know how to tell him about my
'package'. I am not with my baby daddy and thats a good thing because he ain't
sh it anyway but I want to break the news to Alton without him getting mad and
leaving about the baby.
How do I tell this man I still care about him but
don't want him to leave about the baby that isn't
his?
Carmen
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Dear Carmen,

*Blank Stare*
ReplyDelete~Grumpy
Pearl, you hit that square in the mouth!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm CTFU!!!!!!!! This made my morning right here....:-))
ReplyDeletejust wow
ReplyDeleteLol miss pearl and did this girl say "i am ain't going to lie" wtf. If he don't wanna be in that situation then OH THE HELL WELL, life goes on. Learn your lesson from that mistake and push on.Don't hold on to something that needs to be let go
ReplyDeleteWow, you are really worried about what a convicted rapist might think of you and your child? I'm with Miss Pearl all day on this one, the eyes say it all. B please.
ReplyDeleteHell he should be glad that U still have an interest in him. He made his choice & got put away for a time & that didnt mean that U were to put your life on hold.
ReplyDeleteWill he not be labeled a sex offender? If so, will he be allowed to live in the house where there is a child. Anyway just tell him what's going down & he can take it or move on.
The perpetuation of poverty bullshit!
ReplyDeleteDamn him, he more and likely did rape the fat nasty girl for them to send him to jail...evidently he couldnt prove his innocence! All he been doing is roaching on u all these years..he about to get out and do the same! I wouldn't be worried about how he feel!.One question..how the hell u hid being pregnant? U talking about the lady he raped..u must be a lil chunky too! *Side Eye 4 Real
ReplyDeleteAntyee summed it up quite nicely!!
ReplyDelete#Just Dumb..for real!
First of all a convicted rapist can't live with u and ur child. Second of all "You is real dumb" Ctfu
ReplyDeletethis can't be real, this chic can't construct a sentence together. so, i know like hell she can't navigate a computer let alone the web.
ReplyDeleteShe's in nail tech school.
DeletePriceless on the response. I love it.
ReplyDeleteWas I the only one that caught the fact that she called the baby a package.....*Kanye Shrug*
ReplyDeleteIs this poor dumb ass sweetie, really that stupid??? I guess so...
ReplyDeleteA soon to be PUBLIC REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER (i.e. a convicted rapist)
1. Cannot be around children AT ALL.
2. Cannot live within 1000ft of a school, park, or anywhere where children can be or hangout. (i.e. water parks, amusement parks, school games or festivals, etc.)
So now my question to her is... Why are you even thinking about him??? What will he be able to do for you and your "package" (which is supposed to be the most important thing in your life right now)???
I'm lmaoimg off @ the response to her letter but honestly, I'm starting think some of these are simply made up.
ReplyDeleteROTFLMTAILO!!!!!! Auntee the response is HILARIOUS!!!! I can't decide what is funnier, The look on the face, the way she drinks the contents of her cup (which you can just imagine is cherry kool-aid, or that greasy crappy hairsytle. LOL!!!! LOL!!! As for the chick who wrote this mess...I swear she's the trick my ex cheated on me with...LOL!!!
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