Dear Miss Pearl,
I met a girl who is gorgeous. She look good, have a
great job, has her own money, car and house and the s ex is great. I enjoy
spending time with her and she doesn't even care if I go out to the clubs with
my friends.
One time we was at her house and she heard me trying to talk
in code to my boys about going to a strip joint and she said, if you want to go
to the club, you can borrow $100 because she said she knew I wanted to put some
money in the stippers thongs.
She is the ideal girl for ANY dude. She is
even a huge football and basketball fan. The only problem is I don't want to
kiss her because she let her dog kiss her on the mouth.
I really think I
care about this girl, but things getting stressful because I feel my feelings
for her changing because of it.
What should I
do?
Eldrick
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Dear Eldrick,
Tell
her.
If you want advice from Miss Pearl, send me an email to: misspearlswindow@yahoo.com
ROFLMAO - You are so right Ms. Pearl
ReplyDeleteLOL, he was bored and wanted to write, thats cute. He couldnt think to tell her??? LOL, Im sure she want break up about it
DeleteOMG I just LOL'd at work!!! Too funny! Duh why not tell her?? I cant stop laughing at Pearl's two word reply!!
ReplyDeleteU will have 2 learn 2 love the dog as much as U love her because she most likely look at the dog as her child & unless U can do so U are barking up the wrong tree.
ReplyDeleteKill the dog!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL That's horrible. Well if he kills it maybe Mrs. Phaedra Parks can perform a "Fabulous" funeral for it. CTFU
DeleteBy damn it, I wasted my time reading this and then had the nerve to make a comment. I need a new life.
ReplyDeleteDude,
ReplyDeleteMost girls will always do that. This won't be the first or last time you come across this. If she's the one you wouldn't even be questioning yourself about that. Leave the poor pup alone!
Do you realize how many dicks she probably had in her mouth! Get over it and tell her to cut that junk out! That simple...
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