The sad part of the lives these rich b*tches live is that they make a boatload of cash... and then their meals, clothes and travel is often FREE!
If you were unhappy with your gig and depressed about how much money you make, allow me to make you sicker...
2012: Performance Fee Rates for Royal Bashes & Private Parties
Beyonce is the highest paid performer in the world on the Royal Bash-Private Party Circuit.
Beyonce charges $1.75 million for a 5-song set.
Mariah Carey earns $700,000 dollars for a 4-song set.
Rihanna doesn't have a set song rate, instead she charges $20,000 per minute for the length of her performance.
Ririsha is a bad b*tch, because if I were her, I'd do the extended extended remixed 60 inch version and walk away P-A-I-D... you hear me?
For those of you still on fries, don't fret... you're still doing better than some celebrities - the broads of MoKenStef (He's miiiine, ya may have had him once, but I got him all the tiiiime) reportedly pull in a whopping $200 for a 3 hour show.