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Monday, December 24

Chris Brown Wants to, "Leave the planet"..

Taking to the internets, the middle-aged looking twenty-something Tweeted, "Real artist are an endangered species! This gimmick age is fucking corny as f*ck! After this album I wanna leave this planet."

Yeah, this from the "tired of gimmicks" clown who tweeted that he's ready to leave the planet after the release of his latest album, right?

This from the clown who beat Ririsha's a$$ and then tried to dupe the kids by trying to get sympathy and make it appear that you were "sad" about it after people gave you hell for jet skiing as if you hadn't done anything wrong, so you got into your SUV, in the front seat, and rolled the window all the way down and gave us the "sad face"?

This, from the clown who did a tribute to Michael Jackson and hoped the gimmick of his tears would make us re-love him and feel sorry for him?

Boy, bye! As if it bothers us for you to mention your desire to leave the rest of us on earth to suffer and wonder if Ciara will ever truly make a comeback, or if she's waisting her time and is destined to join MoKenStef, Zhane', and The Good Girls for a R&B review concert every summer where she'll do a medley of "My Goodies", Janet's "Control", and Aaliyah's "At Your Best"?

When ya leavin'? And take Karate, Ririsha, Nene, Kenya, Tammy, Evelyn, Ocho Cinco and Sherri Shepherd with you so you can start a colony of loud mouthed, arrogant, stupid, bullying, drunk, big tiddied gone with the winders as possible.

4 comments:

  1. Lol lol that's funny as hell miss pearl yeah he probably should go to afganastan since he wanna she in there attire

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  2. Lol lol that's funny as hell miss pearl yeah he probably should go to afganastan since he wanna dress in there attire

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  3. amen!!!!

    preach pearl!!!

    this oj redux fool cb is the poster boy for illuminati techno pop madness...

    bye boi!!!!

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  4. I flatlined.This post was funny as hell! Chris Brown is a mess &I agree Sherri should go too.She annoys the hell outta me.

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