Sittin' on my front porch, nothing gets by me. I see it all, I hear it all, and trust and believe, Miss Pearl KNOWS it all!
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Friday, December 28
You Better TELL Em to "Work That Nookie Thang", Big Cynthia!
Baby, as terrible as this song is, can't you just hear it rockin' at the hole in the wall where you bring your own alcohol and can still smoke weed at the table while some broad named Anna Mae is sellin' chicken dinners and you have three generations of ghetto on the dance floor at one time? (Granny, doorter, and her doorter?)
Big Cynthia big a$$ was good and tired - so tired that she danced from a leather couch on the middle of the dance floor.