No!! You Will NOT Break Into Someone's House & Clog Up the Toilet!!

Baby, you must have eaten squash, cabbage, White Castles, boiled eggs, and a side of lima beans to break into somebody's house to use the bathroom and clog up their toilet, I ain't lyin'. I'll bet he was in the bathroom $hittin and readin' the toothpaste and shampoo bottles and everything.

A burglary suspect was arrested after police said he clogged a bathroom toilet while living in another man's Port St. Lucie home

Jonathan Calixte, 24, was arrested on charges of burglary and criminal mischief.

 

Port St. Lucie police said the owner returned home Monday only to discover that something was keeping the front door from opening. When the owner peaked through the window, he saw someone run from the door toward the bedrooms.

 

The owner called police, and along with officers, he entered the house a short time later. Police said they searched the house and came upon a locked bedroom door. After knocking several times without an answer, an officer kicked in the door and found Calixte lying on the floor, police said. He was arrested and taken to jail.

 

According to the arrest report, Calixte had removed a knob from an interior door and placed it on the door of the bedroom he was in. Police said he also clogged a bathroom toilet.