You Better BE Stuck in Freak Handcuffs and Dial 911, Father!

I KNEW by the way he was speaking, he had something in his mouth! LOL LOL LOL!! I would LOVE to know what really went down here. WHO bound and gagged his a$$ and then went to the mall? Who, Pastor? Who, who, who? The pastor of St. Aloysius Church in Springfield, Illinois, has been granted a leave of absence after he called 911 last November from inside the church and told a police dispatcher he needed help getting out of a pair of handcuffs.

We don't know how Father Tom Donovan -- a critic of same-sex marriage and was a chaplain in the Air National Guard got in that predicament, but we all know he didn't handcuff himself. Oh, wondering why the Father Donovan's voice sounds garbled or muffled on the tape? Well, when cops arrived they found him handcuffed AND ballgagged. auto-erotic asphyxiation is what it's called. It killed actor David Carradine.