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Oakland Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant was arrested Sunday in Miami on charges of criminal mischief after allegedly "going to a neighbor's house inebriated and causing a commotion," the San Francisco Chronicle reports.
Bryant's less-than-flattering mugshot went viral after Raiders columnist Victor Cotto posted it to Twitter on Monday:
According to CBS Miami, police said Bryant was “extremely intoxicated” and had red, blood-shot eyes and slurred speech, as well as the “strong smell of an alcoholic beverage emitting from his breath," when he was booked at Miami-Dade County Jail at about 9:30 a.m. Sunday morning.
This isn't the best look for Bryant, a three-year veteran of the Raiders and a Harvard graduate, who will become an unrestricted free agent March 12.
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SB Nation's Raiders blog zinged Bryant over his Ivy League roots: "After seeing this photo one might surmise that having a Harvard education doesn't automatically mean their alumnus come out prepared to handle alcohol."
Bleacher Report's Matt King mocked Bryant, comparing his mug shot to an unflattering screen capture of "Honey Boo Boo" star June "Mama" Shannon.
Meanwhile, Deadspin held a photoshop contest for Bryant's "derpy" mugshot. "We don't care what he did. Actually we do, but his mug shot is more pressing," wrote Barry Petchesky.
Lol he probably doesn't remember any of this dam, I hope this doesn't mess his career up he's only human.
ReplyDeleteHe is slow. It's all in the eyes
ReplyDeleteThat was my first thought as well. CTFU!
DeleteYes, he looks slow but I dont think he could have gotten in Harvard coming from the special bus.
DeleteIf he is slow, he must be rain man slow having a Harvard education.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking! Harvard and slow don't match.
DeleteThere are a whole slew of slow people who go to Ivy League schools.
DeleteThat neck though! YIKES...old boy looks like a toad frog! All he needs is a fly sitting on his tongue...LMAO.
ReplyDeleteDamn he failed to take Common Sense 101 while at Harvard.
ReplyDeleteHope he can get his s^it 2gather ASAP.
Remember Jangle Leg from Eddie Murphy's movie Life (played by Bernie Mac) in the scene where the warden was trying to figure out who got his daughter pregnant? All of the inmates stepped forward to claim paternity. Jangle Leg was the last one and he said, "I da Pappy!" He looks just like that! I can't get this damn pic out of my head without thinking about that line.
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